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I always thought the Charger was the crappiest looking of all the Chrysler/Dodge crap.

+1 for you today.

Y’all in the commentariat with the photo posting skills, are really slipping in your game. I came looking for a picture of 90's era P0ntiac dashboard with the plethora of red backlit buttons.... just knowing it would be one of the first examples posted.
I. am. disappointed.

Close your eyes, and you could imagine Don Draper using one of these in his big Cadillac.

#COTD

See how great that color matched wheel trim looks? Why can’t they do that with the Buick TourX? I’d trade for one today, if it wasn’t for all the ugly, black plastic trim. Body-color all the things!

Everyone on here saying it “sounds like any other GM small block V8". You do realize that in general, a GM V8 has a revered sound, that people the world over try to emulate... I’m curious to know what you thought it was going to sound like?

YES!

One of the guys in the local V-club had the broken screen issue, took to dealer and they replaced... day later the replacement screen broke the same way. Most of the other guys in the group who drive V3's, and other CUE caddy’s, have had them break also.

Eyeroll.

So who is filing the suit? I skimmed the linked article, and only notice it saying that all occupants of the car are “lawyering up.” Surely not his buddy that he let drive? What a douche if so.

I live close to the Carvana vending contraption in Houston, and have always wondered if you get to shake the machine when it jams?   You konw, like you do for a Snickers bar?

+1 for the mention of a Buc-ees!

#COTD

I’m digging the longer wheelbase on this.

The problem with the TourX is backseat legroom for anyone larger than a 5 year old.

I’ve owned a CTS-V wagon, the only problem there is backseat legroom. Likely the same with an AMG wagon.
So, I offer you to consider a Jaguar XJ-L with a backseat experience that rivals your living room, go with the R model to get the 575 hp, supercharged goodness. I have one and love it almost as much as my V.
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I’m interesting to hear how fast the truck was going, does anyone know that? Had to be moving at a pretty good clip for that ass end to come up and around that good. 

You know, I’m kinda digging this. I mean, the Lexus grills straight up piss me off, but this... this might just work. Snarling, mean, gonna chew your ass and spit you out, and speed while doing it!