Ojitheunseen
Ojitheunseen
Ojitheunseen

you can shut your goddamned mouth.  :)

I mean, how was that not the default idea?

Smothered in peppery white gravy or it’s no deal... 

Today I was running late and didn’t bring lunch to work with me.

Nah.  It’s only peak-Midwest if it comes in a casserole dish.  

I’m going to make a breakfast sandwich that is southern-style chicken filet, a biscuit, and Chicken in a Biscuit crackers.

OHHHH SHIT THAT’S A GREAT IDEA

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

I am disappointed the chicken isn’t BREADED with Cheetos. I’ve done this with chicken bits at home, and it’s yummy. (Cut chicken into nugget like pieces, brush on a thin coat of mayo, dredge in crushed cheetos, fry in air fryer, before anyone asks.)

Someone explain corpse run to me

This week, on “How to Read Life in Aggro!”

Had they made an English translation for Snatcher, I’d have bought it for that alone.

I still like the Wii U Virtual Console for what it is worth.

The 3DS won’t die until the Switch gets SNES and Game Boy games, and that is the hill I will die on.

“We are even preparing new software for release in 2019 and beyond,” Nintendo’s then-president Tatsumi Kimishima said in April’

Maddy, can I buy your Metroid 3DS from you? I’m a huge Metroid fan, so I bought Metroid II: Samus Returns when it came out. But I never had a 3DS to play it on. I figured the price would drop when the Switch came out, but it never did. They’re still like $200.

I mean, they’re so tantalizing I’m sure somebody would have picked them up and given them a good home. Or sold them at the Super Stop Swap Shop

What was far-fetched even a few years ago no longer seems so far-fetched?

Can we start killing useless people? Pretty please?