Or, here’s a thought. Maybe this has more to do with individual personalities and what kind of people THEY are, and not just “they entertain people on youtube so clearly they must have been bad from the start”

My last breakup was bad, driven-to-suicide after finding I was being cheated on as I was about to propose bad — but at least I’m glad it never trended on twitter.

But really people — don’t cheat on your significant other!! how hard is that to understand? If you have the itch to cheat, just call off your relationship!…

A nation state literally lodged a formal diplomatic complaint against its depiction in this game.

Lewd.

What a great word. 

.... Which is capitalism. I won’t knock a theater for what they can sell to a literal captive audience, just as I won’t give a hard time to people exercising the alternative of bringing in their own food because they are unwilling to pay for that product. Just the system at work. 

When was the last time You went to the movies? The 1950s? A matinee feature? 2nd-run theatre?

Today, I’d reflexively call it the southern outskirts of the Midwest, and don’t think there even is a term for what it might be if not that (some might reach for Ozarks, maybe) — certainly not part of the South.

I once brought a blimpie sandwich and a 20 ounce bottle of coke.

Another time me and a friend smuggled in two bottles of wine. 

The most impressive food I’ve ever seen smuggled into a movie theater was a group that brought a gallon of milk, solo cups, and two packages of Oreos. We only brought our gas station candy, I was extremely jealous. 

I think advocating for Cici’s pizza is one of those things that’s a classic delusion, like believing you’re Napoleon.

General rule of thumb - if a state sided with the Confederacy, it’s the South.

I have friends that went to school in Carbondale. (Southern Illnois University, aka The State Party School.)

Those other people, who actually make sense, are called vegetarians. Not using animal products is the whole philosophy of Veganism.

You forgot “Hit by a truck” in the number 1 spot.

Thanks for reading!

I mean, I’m from central Il and I’d say that anything in the Shawnee forest is South for most purposes, but using an 1850 slave state map is rather neatly tied-up visual for what is South and what isn’t. Just because MO gets snow doesn’t make it not the South

Free clue: many medications have a list of foods that may interfere with them. And just one meal is enough to do it.

Vagina vampires are only a threat one week out of the month, and only if you invite them inside.

THANK YOU. goddamn, at least someone recognizes Corona is garbage. Sol is the dirty water leftover after making Corona.

I thought we were past the whole Twilight craze?  Goddamn vampires!