Being Alive in 2019 Simulator

The push for SAM walls, as Bloomberg points out, lines up neatly with the company’s steady push toward the realm of “fast-casual” and away from at least the appearance of a typical fast-food restaurant.

Taco Bell will pay for it!

As someone with fibromyalgia this is just my life

Get it free twice by going through the drive-through with one order then parking and going inside for your second order. Hope they aren’t too busy. Use kiosks to order while inside, or even better yet, use the self-ordering kiosk A.N.D. order at the counter for 3 orders of free bacon. Up the bac-ante a 4th time and…

Occasionally I’m so tired that I’m too exhausted to move even in my dreams. This trailer’s giving me flashbacks to those dreams. It’s uncanny.

This game is a direct reflection of my spirit. How did they capture it so flawlessly?

I’ve always loved the signature Small-Butera animation style. There’s just something so wonderful about the absurd morphing of shape and form.

ugh SAME

I haven’t had Taco Bell since they introduced Diablo sauce, but I do occasionally pick up a bottle of the fire sauce at the store and it’s laughably mild. According to Wikipedia, the fire sauce has a scoville rating of 500, so yeah, it’s basically tomato-flavored ice water. At least it tastes good enough though.

I want a piderman skin for this so badly

I’m only on the ad version because of that .99 cents for 12 months promotion they did for Black Friday. That’s the price I’m willing to pay for also being shown commercials.

Fire tastes SO MUCH BETTER than Diablo, it isn’t even close.

Those empty spaces are ads for Nihilism.

PLEASE bring it to the states! I love both Fire and Diablo sauce, but they barely count as “mild” to me.

Disclaimer: I recently started making my own Chinese hot oil because, even though I’m a white guy, I have a hard time finding sauce that is as hot as I want without being a “challenge food” level of NO FLAVOR JUST…

Perhaps I should say that McD has the worst value equation. For example, when I lived in CA, a double double (animal style) cost about 50 cents less than a big mac, and is a far better sandwich. The beef is better, you get more cheese, more sauce, actual tomato, grilled onions (or raw if you prefer), pickles, etc.. vs…

Fuck McDonald’s. Used to be my go-to place for some cheap food. Now their dollar menu consists of only a soft drink...literally...just soda. The McChicken at my local McDonald’s has been jacked up to 2.50, a 150% price increase while the McDouble is now $2.25, and a large fry is now 2.79 and they never even fill the…

They had me with everything in the lead image... right until I saw the Filet o’ Fish with bacon on it, that turned my stomach.

How is it that McDonalds has the smallest servings, lowest quality, least special ‘specials’ and simultaneously the highest fast food prices and they’re still the biggest fast food chain? Happy Meals and $1 soft drinks/coffee?

Diablo also doesn’t taste very good. Fire at least has a very pleasing flavor.