Come on now the kids deserve a beer after making a business at the stock market!

Mustard, onions, kraut: the Holy Trinity.

It’s my damn sandwich

Next Best Trend: Charging people to take rifles inside and hunt them.

Ketchup is also fine to put underneath.

Furthermore, “Don’t take more than five bites to finish a hot dog. For foot-long wiener, seven bites are acceptable.”

That is astute and maybe explains why Cormac McCarthy often reads like horror.

Yeah, just ran into this in Atlanta. And, as usual, there were no signs or anything to announce this new twist until you were being yelled at and people were desperately trying to dig through their bags.

I flew two weeks ago for the first time in several months and these new rules were in place. I was traveling by myself, but by the time they got through with me I had to put the following items through the x-ray in separate bins:

1) My actual carry-on suitcase.
2) My liquids and toiletries.
3) My shoes and belt.
4) My…

How is peanut butter a liquid?! It 100% does not conform to the shape of its container unless forced. I call bs.

TSA made me open up and show the 24 boxes of Annie’s Shells & Cheese that I was bringing to a deprived friend in Japan. I had to step out of the line, take the boxes out, and then let them shake each one of them like maracas.

It was annoying, but I rationalized it as buying me three or four extra bottles of undeclared…

It’s Tomie, a horror anime based on one of Junji Ito’s most famous horror manga. The titular character is cursed with regenerative abilities that put Deadpool to shame, which means that if you were to chop her up into pieces each piece would probably regenerate into a new Tomie. Her organs or blood, when put inside of…

100% same.

Not complete without the Lord himself:

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