You joke, but I'd very much like that second thing. 

Laboriously farming for unique outfits and materials? 

Glad Nintendo is maintaining a better home/work balance than most of Japan, and the industry itself, to the extent even Aonuma doesn’t have a hectic work schedule. A little disappointing we could've had a bit of additional DLC, though, just from the perspective of a Wii U owner. 

I feel like both Wario and Waluigui are natural choices for psychotropic drugs. 

Very interesting! Makes me want to hear more observations from this guy. 

Just release it on PC already!

Do a little research on delisted games, and you'll see sometimes the result is only sadness. 

That's why it's even more reason they need to stop doing things like this, as it's the only convenient and affordable way to play some of these games. 

There ought to be a law against delisting games without notice. Seriously. Also, licensing should never expire on the routine sale of the same product it was licensed for, as that’s stupid. I’ve missed out on a few games I wanted because of this kind of shenanigans, but at least in this case I already owned it. 

Oh, I’m sure they remembered.

You can also just cut out the middleman and buy a bag of their rye chips. 

The correct way to eat them is to forgo any sense of proprietary and descend into chickeny decadence by putting aerosolized cheese on them. 

I've had 'em, and despite loving shrimp and being an adventurous eater, didn't enjoy them. 

These are honestly some very solid picks. My only critique would be that there are more adventurous flavors available for all of these (Except those voodoo chips). 

Escalators, serious business, apparently.

*disingenuous assertions. 

The gameplay is much worse, though. Much, much, much worse. 

Mine to. I’d go as far as to say ME2 was a serious disappointment.

Too bad there's not a mod to let you play it as an RPG. Calling it the best of the series is like salting an old wound. 

Not if you're a goddamned adult that handles your own problems, and have also never been the victim of a serious crime.