Literally the in-universe canon comments on this, and calls it the ‘Dark Age of the Law’. It’s actually a near-future dystopian scnenario, which kinda adds to the charm to an extent.

I’ll get it eventually, but that flaw you mentioned where you sometimes have to know exactly what the developers were thinking is a real problem in the series, especially in these early titles. For as charming as these games are, it’s a real shame that you have to find and present evidence exactly when and how they…

People, too. And sentient machines! Let me (consensually) share my love with all living beings! 

Ah, victory! 

I don’t think they’d really appreciate an English language letter from a random nobody telling them how to run their government, no matter how right I am about it. 

I think they’re actually promotional shots from a beta version of the game.

And Star Wars movies, for that matter...

Actually, a lot of it still looks great with everything enabled on max resolution with widescreen. Plus you can force additional anti-aliasing and such from the Nvidia control panel, and there are texture mods out there, too.

There’s nothing slight about how much better it is.

Yes! They’re so good! 

Those Smoothies sound bizarre and intriguing enough to try, but I’ve only ever seen Mallow Cups. Payday is okay, but the real deal in underappreciated peanut candy bars is the Salted Nut Roll. With nougat instead of an overabundance of caramel, and salted peanuts, it’s far less sickly sweet and more savory, letting…

Okay, but have you had the rare ones that are different flavors? Those are great, especially the white ones. 

If you can even find them without an adventure length quest or ordering them off the internet, maybe. 

That’s sadly true, generally speaking. However, I did once have a white grape flavored gummi that was pretty good, and not ‘purple stuff’ flavored.

Kisses are indeed overrated. But there does exist a vastly superior version that has a more complex, creamy flavor that’s pretty worthwhile, in my humble opinion. Namely the terribly named Hugs & Kisses!

Finally, the kind of food science that will advance our quality of life! 

Like I said, you should get on that. 

That’s actually also wrong. The component cables use the Digital Port on the Gamecube, not the analogue AV port (except for audio), and actually converts that digital signal to analogue. Further, there are now aftermarket HDMI cables that run off that digital port to produce a pure 480p digital signal, and shouldn’t…

You guys should get on that.

We should also make some progress on this whole speaking different languages thing. Terribly inefficient.