I went to an Arena League game 15 years ago. San Jose Sabercats vs. who the hell knows. It was like a Van Halen concert with a foosball table in the middle.

Negronis? Pfff.

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

Interesting how when the establishment talks about party unity, they mean “fall in line with us,” and never the other way around.

Cool. Let’s have more intra-party squabbling like last time. It worked out great!

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

Soon to happen: “I bought the cheapest McLaren 650S in the country!”

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Hahaha thanks! She had a urinary blockage that the vet said was due to “stress.” I guess sleeping all day takes its toll.

It’s nice of Georgia to remove Atlanta from the running for Amazon HQ2.

For me his greatest crime was opening two doors on his advent calendar on the same day.

What is, the left most corner of my bed. That’s the right answer. Right?

FYI, can knock it down $5 more if you have a Twitch account, just roll on over and clip the coupon code off of Twitch and apply it at checkout. Just got mine for around $35 with tax.

FYI, can knock it down $5 more if you have a Twitch account, just roll on over and clip the coupon code off of…

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I’m an adult and a professional software developer and this actually sounds pretty neat as a toy for me.

I’m an adult and a professional software developer and this actually sounds pretty neat as a toy for me.

That po’ boy dropped his sandwich.

Oh, look an asshole just came into the comments section. <— {It’s me if you didn’t already guess.}

We have a 2017 Model S 100D and we’re testing autopilot very gingerly. It very nearly sent us right into a 20 foot concrete wall at 55 miles per hour the other day. It got its brain scrambled by a big area marked off with white lines - it’s a construction staging area for highway work.

Slight typo in first gear: