That damned thing is scary, hitting ridiculously high speeds AND packing six Shipwreck missiles? Bad, bad, bad

Spider is cool, but it's also twice as much stuff to break.

Gotta grab that one win when you can! :-P

Police fine you for listening to music while cycling???? In what fascist hell-hole do you live?

The orange is for tracking purposes. You can lock a ground camera on the color better than you can the haze grey of the plane normally. And since the missile isn't optical, it has no effect on that part of the test.

Isn't it right up there with the Joint Strike Fighter?

Speed's more important than aesthetics when a torpedo is on your ass.

I AM a professional photographer and I don't get the tape over the brand thing.

Heck yeah

Best book ever!

Impressive, but they're no Tex Johnson.

I would so wear that T-shirt at the run.

Yes, because people don't CRINGE when Ann Coulter opens her ignorant mouth.
Hey, you want a CONSERVATIVE hero??? Try Dwight Eisenhower.

What part of jogging in a stampede is conservative??? (Asked the Texan)

"...they just don't want people doing stupid, stupid things ..."

You mean like going out into a stampede for jog????

You do notice the GIANT FUCKING STEAK running behind him right??? Taking a selfie is the LEAST of his worries.

Wait, wait, wait... WTF Pamplona??? You created a rule to clamp down on "dangerous" behavior.... while running in front of 2000lb angry beef????

Anyone want to bet that the top of the receipt says "US Dept. of Energy" shipped by Halliburton?

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope....

(rolls eyes) Jarheads... (shakes head and walks away....)