I like this game but I hate how every ten seconds you are reminded of how much more you could get if you subbed.

Comparing 50 shades of gray to actual BDSM is like comparing The Big Bang Theory to actual geeks.

Your condition sounds familiar to mine which is fibromyalgia. I too play games to escape the pain. There is no cure for what I have. I've had it for nearly 15 years now and games are the only thing that is left that makes me smile.

It's funnier when you realize that these two did an epic rap battle of history against Mario and Luigi

Think of trailers like foreplay. They just build up to the best part, which leaves you happy or horrible disappointed.

If all this is true, why aren't more male gamers fit and buff like Kratos? Why don't more male gamers have water resistant hair like Nathan Drake? Why don't more male gamers wear dresses in their off time like Trevor Philips?

We had Home Ec in my school. We talked about the theory of cooking, sewing and other things in that vein because we weren't allowed to do any of that stuff because someone might get hurt.

Hate to tell you this but there are employees still waiting for their backpay from the last shutdown.

Wouldn't harvesting the potatoes kill of the whole plant though?

It pisses me off to an infinite degree that Jon Stewart is the one talking about this and not the actual "legitimate" news. What in the hell am I suppose to do next month if SNAP isn't available? Go to a food bank? Oh you mean the things in my state that had their budget decreased by 66%? Get a better job? That…

You're quite welcome! His voice gets better the later his videos as he gets better mics.

Watch Markiplier's playthroughs of the game, you'll enjoy it.

Holy shit, those are the most impressive ads I've ever seen on abuse. I live on the east coast in America and can't really recall seen any anti-abuse ads on TV in my life.

Not going to lie, I'm a little turned on.

Why can't these people look at other places that have done this already? Three cities have previously mandated drug testing for welfare recipients and all three cities have found it was a huge waste of money. Surprise! Only about 3% of people on welfare actually used drugs.

To be honest, I didn't even notice their faces.

Somewhere out there, there is someone that is missing the point of this and is totally agreeing.

My only problem is how stiff they all are. I mean really, how are is it to relax with those abs?

The voice really reminded me of Hol from Red Dwarf and now I'm imagining a god with an iq of 6000. Which the same as 6000 PE teachers.