Does anyone else get second-hand embarrassed? Like when someone you know says or does something so incredibly stupid you want to die even though you had nothing to do with stupid thing? I’m sure the Germans have a name for it but, jeebus being an American is just cringe-y right now.

I would have recommended she check out one of the many parks in the City. Not just the big ones like Central or Prospect but the small ones like Madison Square Park or Union Square.

I recently had my first trip to NYC over the week of Thanksgiving, and it exceeded my expectations. I spent a lot of time researching and planning to make the best use of my free time (I was there on a work trip.) I had a list of things to do and places to eat that far outnumbered the days and meals/snacks I could…

Oh my god. Yes!

I think it’s like Madame Tussauds was sweeping the hip-hop section and just shoved them all together for a moment.

It makes me feel like I need to watch Matlock or go to bingo night at the local Rotary club as a palate cleanser.

Nobody will read this, since I very rarely post and am in the grays, but oh well. I hate the term “porch pirates”. It trivializes their actions and makes it seem silly and less serious.

THEY’RE THIEVES. They’re criminal scum.  Refer to them as such.

My wife and I are very lucky in this area of concern. We have a very good and consistent relationship with not only our mail carriers but also the local UPS and FedEx folks. I’m still working on getting chummy with the Amazon folks. So mail and packages tend to get treated with respect. It never hurts to be on a first…

Amazing. I’m envisioning his pleas for help:

Spotify Premium is by far the most useful streaming service in my bloated portfolio of apps. I use it every day and have come to take for granted having basically every song ever recorded at my fingertips at all times. 

lol you WISH I got paid to write this

Spotify has truly been life changing for me. I have discovered so much amazing music and having the ability to basically listen to anything I want when I want is worlds better than where we were 10 years ago. I will get rid of many creature comforts before I get rid of spotify.

This person is not your friend.

1) don’t keep friends that are jabroni enough to do this MLM crap to begin with

The ‘friend’ is being a dick by applying all of that pressure to attend (‘...since you couldn’t attend the last few’ - fuck offffffffff).

In Serbia, party finds you!

Have you thought about faking your own death?  It worked in King of the Hill

All MLM homesellers should meet in the world’s largest stadium and spend the day selling each other their different, crappy products, then when the day is over we drop the h-bomb and go home and celebrate.

“I’m sorry, I came to the first one to see what it was all about, but this really isn’t something that I’m interested in.”

Why do we have to keep trying to pair every woman up, even fictional ones? Can’t Elsa just kick ass as a single lady?