This is how we eat burritos in Mexico.

This will get buried in the greys, but whatever.

Man, Moby is a dick.

Anthony Bourdain’s passing was tragic and heartbreaking.

Straight up: I went to the front door of my son’s bully’s house and read his fat ass and his cross-eyed cousin true facts plus threatened to press charges. Yes they were only eight BUT they broke skin on my child and that could. not. stand.

I lived in South OC not far from this school for about 7-8 years. It’s a nice area (mostly upscale tract developments) with plenty of nice people, but it’s also filled with exactly the sort of pearl-clutching, Nextdoor-posting, Trump-loving suburban white soccer moms you’re probably envisioning here. Their kids are…

Thank you.  I don’t even bother trying.  For Mother’s Day I make reservations at a catering hall several weeks before Mother’s Day so I have my table ready when I arrive and it gets paid ahead of my visit.  I am not trying to go to a restaurant on Mother’s Day the wait is crazy.  

I told you I’m just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I’m never off, always on, to the break of dawn
C-O-M-P-T-O-N, and the city they call Long Beach
Puttin’ the shit together
Like my nigga D.O.C., “No One Can Do It Better”

a black woman who appeared to have the day off from her full-time job as a member of the Dora Milaje, lept into action. But when the man turned his ire toward her, the Wakandian put down her cup of purple heart-shaped flower tea and delivered multiple portions of fist sandwiches to the sushi-starved scoundrel.

how the fuck does one expect to be sat right away at a restaurant on mother’s day?!

“Storm from the X-Men because of the way overhand rights started raining down” - awesome. I loved the look on his face once he felt that first punch. “Holy shit, I don’t want ANY of that! To the Trumpmobile!” 

“Tawanda from Wakanda", 2019 The Root 100 nominee.

*the operator “has had to endure some of the backlash made about her race, about her appearance.”

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

You know what they say. Charity begins with a right-cross.

Unless it’s an adorable little coloured orphan from an impoverished developing country that they can use an accessory for virtue signalling.

being bilingual helps.  kinda freaks them out when a tall blue-eyed white guy looks at them all confused and speaks only Spanish.  :)

Headphone companies must be one of the biggest supporters of open office layouts.

The correct term at six weeks is "embryo". A zygote is a fertilized egg, then after that it's a morula, then a blastocyst. Once it's implanted and has started to form outer structures such as a placenta and an amniotic sac, it's an embryo. That usually happens 8-10 days after ovulation