In college I took a medieval history class, and surprise, surprise, the prof was a big Monty Python dork and especially loved Holy Grail. She would bust out various scenes and use them to launch into various discussions or medieval society. It was great!

fuck you Paul Ryan my IUD is here to stay for another ten to twelve years. MENOPAUSE HERE I COME *AIRHORN NOISE AIRHORN NOIIIISSSE*

I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

I’ve been expecting the day they’d say this sort of shit. I’ve always believed these anti-abortion types were really scared about being “outbred” by those dirty non-Whites/immigrants they hate so much and therefore want to stop abortions to keep the White American population up.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

Speaking of wine only being for the rich basic in medieval/post medieval times:

Reminds me of this:

Why, we have a Jew lawyer! No way are we prejudiced. *whispers* they are good with money too!

This seems like a useful and practical gift for those gentiles who can’t be antisemitic because they have a Jewish lawyer.

It’s for people that refer them as “the jews”

I always volunteered for peeling. I thought it was easier than grating. Then again, grating was usually reserved for the old aunts whose skin was so tough it couldn’t be accidentally grated.

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

How hard is it to fight the urge to laugh directly at the people as they purchase some of this overpriced nonsense?

Nooooooooooooo! Greg was the worst and so wrong for Rebecca! And on a superficial note, his hairline irriates me.

AIDS was the first time since WWII and the leap forward with antibiotics/vaccines that many modern American/Western health care professionals saw a plague.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Being the baby in the family gave me double agent status. I got to help in the kitchen early and the invite to sample the High Life (which progressed to The Brown) from Grandaddy & The Uncs for Man Time.