I mean. Opioid addictions are a PROBLEM.  We can’t go and give him too much now, less he develops a dependence.  It’s really for his own good!

If I can’t have her, no one can.   That’s really what it boils down to. 

My uncle was born around then, so it tracks, but I’m sure there were loonies pressuring women to breastfeed before they formed a formal organization. 

YES. YES. THANK YOU.

What I super hate are the people who think that my womb is going fucking produce the Next Jesus. It’s not a compliment. I’m glad you think Mr. Offbalance and I are awesome folks and all, but saying it’s up to us to save the world...by breeding? Fuck the hell off. I hate that so much.

(Thankfully,…

My grandmother (my  mom’s MIL) told my mom nearly 40 years ago when she was pregnant with me to not listen to “those La Leche crazies” - apparently they drove my grandma crazy back in the 1940s, and she was telling her to avoid them in the 1980s. 

Look, I get it.  I think part of Dany’s brain fizzled out when Jon told her and she realized she’d been fucking her nephew for a few months.   So she’s focusing on the iron throne part, not the OH GODDAMNIT I FINALLY MEET A GOOD ONE AND HE’S RELATED TO ME part.  

I’m more interested in the insurance requirements of the construction company hired to do the remediation work on the structure and how that fault is going to be assigned.  

I’m super-duper throat-closing allergic too, but it’s not the hair - it’s the skin and the saliva.  Still, that’s VASTLY outweighed by their abilities at pest control and customer service.  Bodega Cats for all!

Seriously. She was sobbing her brains out at the Golden Globes, and I’m like, sweetie, this is NOT the first globe you’ve ever won! (and she was losing it at the Critics Choice awards, which, okay? Cool?)

I haven’t seen hysterics like this since Paul Sorvino when his daughter Mira won for Mighty Aphrodite, but that…

I love this book so much. The way Hurston discusses the performative nature of grief vs. actual feeling is so perfect, and when Tea Cake dies, so powerful.  

I hated gym beyond everything in the world until I got to high school. I went to a weird magnet-arts school that let you select all of your classes (you had to adhere to certain criteria, but you got to build your own schedules). You had to take *a* gym, but they had LOADS of crazy gyms that appealed to a broad swath…

Coming here to say just this.  I LOVE this one!

Coming here to say just this.  I LOVE this one!

Not at this station - it’s SUPER steep and down several stories to the platform. A ramp would be something akin to a ski slope.

For all of those asking “why no ramps?” - this 7th Ave stop is a mountain. It’s a long set of very narrow, very steep stairs (at least 2-3 story’s worth) to get to either the uptown or downtown platform (which are on different levels). There’s an escalator equivalent to the one that takes you to the 7 at Times Square,…

Some of us want to ogle the pretty men, but we do not want to be grinded upon. I’m personally excited about this development. One idea is is that they can do on-stage seating as an option if you are pro-grind, but if you are anti-grind, you can just sit back and watch the show.

Ooh, good tip.  I may have a trip later in the works for this year so I’ll keep this joint in mind.  Thanks!

What was pretentious about the Cosmopolitan?

I’ll have to check it out next time I’m there.  

That concierge did you wrong, my friend.  Wynn Buffet or GTFO in Vegas, imho. 

Thank you. I couldn’t agree more.  Also, being thoughtful about what she should do and how she should respond is a bad thing? What exactly would her participation in the documentary have accomplished - I thought it was supposed to be about Kelly’s victims?