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Offbalance

I think I saw this movie - isn't this the one where Jeff Bridges marries Barbra Streisand because he thinks she's unattractive and wants a sex-free life, but falls in love with her anyway?

Yes!

Three simple letters: DVR.

My theory is that Ben Stiller used his millions to buy the rights to all of the Hey Dude episodes for his wife so they can hide them in the basement in her pursuit of being an "actress." Because no matter what she does, she will always be Melody from Hey Dude to me.

In terms of budget noise-cancelling, the Sony MDR-NC7s have fit my needs pretty well. And as a bonus, they fold up, which is great when you're an urban, subway-taking ipod user like me! (buds will not stay in my ears. Have never, either.)

I am highly allergic to quite a few things. But I can't expect the world to go without grass, trees, flowers, pollen, dust, shellfish and cats just because they upset my system. That's why my mom found me a good allergist and I've been receiving immunotherapy for about 17 years or so. It's changed my life so

If Jennifer Saunders is using this opportunity to skewer the hell out of the Sex & the City movies? I'm SO IN.

Uh, Anthony Bourdain has said the same shit in about the same way for years. How is it okay for him and not her?

To quote my second favorite line by the master W.C. Fields: "Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad..."

+1. I was just singing this to myself when I read this.

I hate how everyone is siding with the spoiled-brat students over the teachers these days. *sigh* Teachers are overworked, underpaid, and have to deal with the worst dregs of society every day (aka children and teenagers). Of course they're bound to snap and do things like this, no matter how deserving the

Jesus. The crazy doesn't just run in that family - it gallops.

And this is why I'm letting my Marie Claire subscription lapse, in addition to their various and numerous other crimes.

This. I'm right there with you on all of the points. Raising a special needs child requires more strength, patience and money than I have access to. We shouldn't have to feel ashamed for not being willing to martyr ourselves with an impossible problem.

This. So much of this.

Blair Witch on the Moon. Yawn. But there's probably a few good scares inside.

I have to say that Cee-Lo knows how to bring it when it comes to awards-show set pieces. Who could forget the awesome Star Wars Band that he put together (while with Gnarls Barkley) when they did "Crazy" at the MTV Movie Awards in 2005? That was awesomesauce too. I want one of those muppet backup singers for my house.

@Irin Carmon: Right. And because this involved more than one state, I believe it qualifies for Federal jurisdiction.

I think it's kind of silly to apply something as divorced from emotion as statistics with matters of the heart. It's a great way to drive yourself crazy if you try to apply something as unpredictable as human life and love into a + b = c (or slightly more complex) equation.

By all of these rules, my current relationship should be a disaster - we hooked up the night we met. Then, after dating for about 5 months, two of my roommates declared that they were moving out of our 3-bedroom apartment at the end of the lease in 4 months. I told him about it to get his opinion (as I was doing