Am I the only one who thinks Big doesn't dump her, that they call back upon his pre-existing heart condition and drops dead the night before the wedding?

@QueenCanada:

I would much rather see Olivia roller-skate along the wall singing:

If I end up having a wedding, and not eloping to Vegas and getting married by Elvis the way I want to, any bridesmaids I have will be required to do the following:

Am I the only one who remembers the episode (or maybe it was a valentine special) where Smurfette was busy trying to figure out which of the guy smurfs to date? I'm beginning to think it was a Valentine's Day Special that I used to have on tape with a Chipmunks special. Alvin was too nervous to ask out the head…

@Leiakat:

@Reluctant Financier:

Women don't like beer? I didn't get that memo. Beer is one of the best things to have with burgers and Mexican food, not to mention a host of other delights. But right, I forgot - the "girls" are supposed to be off in the corner drinking something pink and fruity and nibbling on sushi. ::eyeroll:: Screw that. I'll…

What? No. Please, someone tell me he's kidding.

@stacyinbean:

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen:

@blondegrlz:

I doubt Captain Douche will be all alone on Christmas eve, what with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future due to pay him a visit.

This made my entire day. I don't think I'm ever going to stop laughing.

@svreader:

@mcemmie:

@thatonegirl:

As someone with low blood pressure, this is a reason for me to stay on the pill. (also because the bleeding and cramping used to render me feverish, nauseated, often delirious and as weak as a Victorian heroine the first 2-3 days of my period, and now I can actually function like a regular human when I get it.) The…

@leMaldeTete:

I've been doing some diet-related reading, and High Fructose Corn Syrup is supposed to be far worse than garden-variety sugar. Just consume in moderation!