While one wants to cheer as neither of those sounds typical, it also sounds unpleasantly paternalistic.

Thank you for this. I love detective shows and period shows and lady detectives and sluts. I'm on episode 4 and this show is great.

But that sounds awesome.

This guy's not American, nor in any American productions, but...

Oh, he's good looking for sure. I have no objection to staring at his photographs.

Best thing ever.

I always thought, when they were dating, that I really hoped that Kimmel's IRL personality was different from his comedy persona. I mean, to each their own, but that guy seems like such a douche.

I'm only 5'5", but I guess I'm shaped a little odd...long legs, short torso, or something. In cars I set my seat like a tall person and my back kills me on planes. Can anyone actually sit with their legs together and straight forward on planes?

Since I got a little older and fatter I've daydreamed about that same thing every long flight. I swear that they design those seats to be as uncomfortable as possible. I'm only 5'5" and a size 16... I'm not too big for the seats, but , god, my back.

Wow, that one is amazing.

And I love fedoras. I wear them myself.

And that could be just changes over time — I have more cramps now than I did 5 years ago.

Yeah, I am kind of... your gun can either discharge accidentally, or you can fire it on purpose because you mistook her for an intruder, you can't do both.

How was that, by the way. I always intended to do it, but had all these doctors giving me concern-face about how I was too young. Now I'm in my 30's so I doubt it'll be as big a problem, but in the meantime I turned up a lot of horror stories about complications.

People are rude. What they're saying is about them, not about about you. I know, because I think it.

I've heard this argument:

Society at large finds most body snarking acceptable, though, yeah, I can see that.

Yeah, I didn't realize nude hose ever became unfashionable or unacceptable or whatever?

Yes, please. I mean, it's funny and all and it's better than ignoring the situation altogether, but I'd like to see this move past dressing men up in heels for a laugh (a gag that is itself somewhat problematic).

Thanks for the tips! I recognize it's not your responsibility to educate me, so I especially appreciate your willingness to assist.