Where's my PlayBook?

The moment something is invented, its future is referred to in the past tense.

I'm still pissed that the Clock app shows 10:15 AM instead of PM.

I use Dashboard, albeit in a very informal way. Talking about going snowboarding this weekend? F12 shows me the weather in Tahoe. Need a quick translation? F12. Square-root of -1? F12. Stocks? F12.

Iranian hypocrites: The West is bad, yet using our GPS satellites, which uses GPS technology we invented, doesn't seem to be much of a problem for them.

I'm a hockey fan. It's sad that the sport with the smallest American viewership has the worst online presence.

The stupidest thing anyone can say is, "Well, I was raised Catholic, but am not practicing." Then you're not Catholic. Religion is not a nationality. It can be changed at your whim, no need to submit paperwork. Which makes it all the more ridiculous.

It's what Apple doesn't add to their devices that impresses me most. The people that want all the hooyas, doodads, ports, slots, et. al., are the same geeks that mod their PC cases with neon lights and drive Honda Civics with ground effect kits.

Sucks that the "Best Picture" filter rules out '2001'. Too far ahead of its time.

Baraka's sequel, Samsara, is due out later this year. It, too, will be filmed in Todd-AO, an unparalleled video format not easily matched. Red cameras, although cool and hipster chic, don't hold a candle to Todd.

@HektikLyfe: Yea, except for hiring corroborating witnesses-slash-actors.

Gotta be a viral video for J.J. Abrams/Steven Spielberg's upcoming Area-51-themed movie, "Super 8."

@Super Gizmodoman: Reminds me of Johnny from Airplane, as he holds the plug that lights the runway lights.

People, you got this app all wrong. You don't read the articles on the iPad. The app prints a real newspaper (a ream of newsprint is sent to your house) via AirPrint, which you then take to the toilet and read.

@SBP1: I'm not against choice. I was just advocating having an end-to-end strategy as opposed to simply slapping any and every piece of hardware with an acronym on a device without a beautiful front-end to accompany it.

@Shawn Rosvold: Apple doesn't do solo hardware. They do hardware/software solutions. Why throw a front-facing camera on a phone and let users figure out for themselves which software to buy and where to buy it?

@BoltBoy: With an NFC credit card.

I will yell at this travesty as soon as I put down my bag of made-from-real-corn Doritos.

Wireless charging is cool. However, what befuddles me, why can't the upcoming swarm of tablets supersede iPad specs, instead of matching them?

In San Francisco? I give it about...oh wait, hold on, this just in (cue Jon Stewart's ear-mic gesture)...the poster has been broken and urinated on.