iPod Shuffles with VoiceOver hardcoded to English only.

@MarcusMaximus: 'bore'. Haha, I get it!

Even if an awesome OS X touch interface is introduced, it will be blown apart by pundits (and Steve Ballmer) for one silly, superficial reason: smudge marks on the display.

Is there any way to separate the data between phones that cracked due to the dirt-in-the-case-gate or those that cracked due to really stupid people doing stupid things then taking it in to have AppleCare bail their stupid asses out?

@acidrain69: No that I know of. More wishful thinking on my part.

I smell a "Oh, and one more thing!" mid-November.

"Westinghouse A4W nuclear reactors"

@brijazz: Do you seek relationships with corporations based on their manners, or their ability to offer a quality product?

I boycott companies who deploy loud ads.

@symbology: I see two thumbs-down. ;)

A few of the steps I think were thrown in there to make the chart look more interesting and menacing.

@Almightywhacko: But let me add that there are lot of cars that could also do what the Aztek could do, but look good when doing it.

Remember the Pontiac Aztek? Just think about this: Someone, somewhere walked up to that car on the showroom floor and said, "I gotta have that."

I heard there's a tablet coming out in 2014 that will blow all of these away, and which should be part of this review.

I'm sure some genius company will soon conclude that 7.5" is the new 7", which will be supplanted by the 11", because, as you know, why settle for watching movies on a 9" screen when you can watch on a screen 2" bigger.

I was hoping for a 6.8" tablet. I am sure some me-too competitor will fill that niche.

@FlyingAvocado: Pray that they have a Rendezvous (zeroconf) printer on their network.

"...never having twirled a telephone cord around their finger...actually kind of profound, and a little bit sad."

Lucky fucking genius. Makes it seem so easy.

I'm convinced that those Pi-computing programs/computers are just spitting out random numbers.