When I was in college, I met a deeply-in-the-closet frat president who gave himself the nickname “Chip”. He was exactly what you’d expect. The first time we hung out on an unofficial date, he told me happily how he’d never seen a black person until he was 4. When he first saw one he pointed at them and screamed in…

Kyle is already a specific subclass. Kyle drinks a lot of Monster and hates his stepdad. Destructive around the house. But his mom knows that he’s a sweetheart just having a hard time right now.

I had to briefly work for a Kyle.

Also, he’s doing that thing, that Trump thing, of accusing someone else of being what he is; he, a venture capitalist called an activist “elite”. I don’t know if there’s a term for doing that, or if there isn’t, what it should be called. It’s worse than hypocrisy, it’s worse than projecting, because there’s an element…

You know exactly what he meant by “derogatory name”. He’s not whining about being called an idiot or an asshole for “merely having a difference of opinion”. No, what gets his white ass in a permaclench is the mere THREAT that one might express their own damn opinion that he is racist. An opinion which happens to be…

“Everyday Minnesotans” is a code-switch for “white people.”

This shit is overdue for a comeback...

I’m missing the part where changing the name so that it doesn’t reflect one of the people who presided over Manifest Destiny back to its Native name somehow changes “our beliefs, our values and our thoughts in order to conform to their worldviews.”

If your name is Kyle, you are constitutionally required to wear a Monster Energy flat bill and drive a lifted truck your Dad leases for his construction company. 

I like where you’re going, but please consider, taking it up a notch with “Chet”.

WE JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE

Yep, they are mere moments away from breaking out the dueling gloves and slapping someone quite proper!!!

Yeah, it’s all that “losing face” business that really gets them, not genocide, not harassing people minding their business living their life, but the EFFRONTERY of being thought a racist, why that like insulting their honor, defaming their character. The outrage!

Here’s his motive behind paying for fighting the name of the lake change. Context: A big lake in the middle of Minneapolis was named after John C Calhoun, a senator from South Carolina and Andrew Jackson’s VP. People said, “this dude thought slavery was a ‘positive good’ and fought a lot to keep it going. He’s not…

I’ve never known a Chip in real life. They’ve all been the antagonist in an episode of SVU.

If you need a translation, perhaps this publication isn’t for you. In fact, I’m certain it isn’t. You’re not the intended audience. Your lazy attempts at googling this phrase but then, strangely, returning here to ask people to do the work for you is cute, though.

The PATH has been a cash cow providing “jobs for the boys” for years.

In his interview with Maddow last night, he was asked if he reached out to Clyburn for his endorsement. His response? “There was no way he would support me.”

Bernie strikes me as the opposite side of the same trump coin - little more than a cult of personality with a rabid fan base with whom you cannot reason. 

One more time: All Skin Folk Ain’t Your Kin Folk. So looking forward to the Coon Crew, Cubic Zirconium and Polyester, to join Ben in shuckin and jiving on the campaign trail.