Mark's stories are the only reason I've come to Jezebel in the past while, but I'm really a 14 year old boy in a something-year old woman's body.

Oops. I just saw this. Sorry! I'm also super sorry to hear that. And people wonder why sometimes women hate men. Sigh.

How about good old, "Well you don't act black and you're really Hispanic so you're not really black." Hello?! I'm a black Panamanian, which means I'm black. I'm a regular black person so stfu and take several seats.

I second that. And you can get Tend Skin for way cheaper on Amazon.

This idea in the article already made me bust out laughing whilst my cat was staring at me like, "What the fuck??" Your comment, however, almost gave me an aneurysm. Thanks for that.

Umm, woah... Wait, what? That really happened? And Gus wonder why some women end up get pissed off at all men in general.

I just got the shudders, and not in a good way.

I still miss ephedra. Damn those idiots who can't read and follow instructions!

@blackeyedme Exactly.

Lol! Now THAT was funny. Thanks for the small island of levity in a sea of anger.

So true! I adopted the bitch act years ago and that's how people see me in general unless they know me well. I've gotten harassed, of course, but men tend to stay away because I "look mean" and walk fast and with a purpose. How sad that we have to resort to these types of things.

Annnd I bet you're a guy, aren't you? Because If you were a woman, there's no way you'd be calling this fact out right now in this discussion.