@pibs: Awww :(

Calling it now: the REAL final boss fight is your team vs. Sportsnation.

@FortWaba: It'd be bad publicity for EA to do anything for a guy who streamed some gameplay and downloaded something early, especially since he paid $150 for the privilege without even knowing it would be there.

@sandorasbox: Actually, if someone else accepted submissions from other kinds of games for amazing matches and posted one on Friday, that would be pretty cool..like Sonic Nurse.

@ibro911: Civilization isn't always civilized.

I came to the conclusion a while back that the best goalie mask would be the fish face off of Trout Mask Replica.

@IamTheS: Backbreaker would be a pretty terrible name for an association football game..

The old reviews might have been long, but because there were bullet points skimming was something that was able to be done. If I was reading a review and saw a section detailing x, and I didn't particularly care about x, I could bypass it. Similarly, I could go through a review quickly and get the general idea of it…

@Tyrunn: A real Civ player would rush nukes and bomb the hell out of him. Teach him a lesson.

@Eseph: They aren't even out yet.

@shanerm: Yeah dude, they should've included someone else in those sports games. Because, you know, championship teams don't meet the current president or anything, they meet the president from 6 years ago. And Obama, yeah man, he's only in those games because he's Obama.

@shanerm: And you're completely sure that if NBA Jam were to have been made x amount of years ago, Bush would've been a terrible player, prone to hilarious errors? You can really make that statement in a serious manner? EA Canada doesn't have some hidden political agenda they're trying to peddle.

@shanerm: And if the government invested more money into the space program, we'd all be talking to little red men with 6 legs from different solar systems.

@yanipheonu: I have a pretty sound theory that Glenn Beck saw Network as an impressionable 12-year-old and has based his entire career around the movie.

Actually online multiplayer for a paper football game like this would be bitchin'.

Auugh, he just got removed due to copyright infringement.

@meteora3255: Hey man, I dunno. I wouldn't rule out offering the Jordan Mode as $15 DLC next year or something, you know? They're definitely going to do something extra.

@Owen Good: Interpreted that as "Minimum of 8 minutes". That's actually pretty weak, though I can see why they did it.

"The hardwired 8-minute quarters make some of these games very daunting."

@Jouen: I agree and I'd have to say this new system is pretty underwhelming, but at the same time I can't judge it so quickly.