@ThreeOneFive: NIGGAS TRY TO COPY EVERYTHING WE SAY LOUIE FRAMES EYES LOWA THAN MY GEE PEE AYE

@Loreo: I was going to post exactly this. Asshole Dog hivemind.

@5erge: IT'S SO OBVIOUS! EVERYONE IS FAT BECAUSE OF THE DENTISTS!

@MakeThemListen: Stephen King references based on Bangor, Maine and a Public Enemy avatar? We should be friends.

@hahnchen: For a minute I thought this said "Bring it", like he was goading the representative into a fight.

@Threesix: What the fuck?

@Andrew Wyatt: Is there anything wrong with that?

@BigPapasRobot: That more implies some sort of disease that affects the brain...

@Owen Good: Yeah! But these are new moments that haven't even happened yet. Which I guess actually warrants some payment since Madden is basically operating in the future, counting on multiple exciting things to happen each week.

I got really excited about the current season moments until I saw you needed to buy them. The new presentation mode is nice, as is the return of old the pre-snap system, but why does everything like that have to cost some form of currency?

@R1KM4N: Spy Party is going to rock the house.

This is a really awesome idea and looks pretty great. We need more cooperative heist games like this.

@samosir: In all fairness as soon as you click the link #1 is staring you in the face.

@WalnutSoap: Bra. Fucking. Vo.

@Kobun: Thanks a bunch bro. Now I can make some poorly done, humour-less edits to submit.

@3rdshift: I doubt it. Unless you don't understand the difference between a 3D movie and a real object.

@Dereck Goolsby-Bearsong: You always hear about those comparisons between x and z, though usually for more mainstream events than the delay of a video game. Someone needs to do one for DNF and see how much more expensive gas is these days.

I think this post just made McWhertor my favorite Kotaku writer.

@Mishotaki: For other things, I support this. But it's Duke Nukem. What the fuck are they going to dumb down? It's like complaining that the version of Wolfenstein 3D on Xbox Live is dumbed down.