@Roth: Shit son. Nobody better friend that motherfucker.

@Dayvan Cowboy: Fellow 90's PC guy here. Definitely helped plant the seeds in me that would grow into the love of PC gaming I have today, not just the games you listed but also the ones Batman listed - and things like Scorched Earth and Wolfenstein 3D.

I like pools a lot more than beaches for many of the reasons described...pools (at least, private ones) are much cleaner than the ocean and beach. Plus, I always found the beach to be a bit boring - sand gets everywhere and makes it hard to do things since it's so soft and uneven, the sun makes it hard to see, it's…

"Roun 2 bitch" and "SHIT COMBO" made me cry.

@Metal Keir Solid: "Trainer sent out Geodude!"

@AngelMayLaugh's love is like surgery and your love is like scars: Uhh....you sure you want to use that combination of words?

@madcatz: Yeah, I know, that's why I only spent 1 line complaining about it.

So, I finally got to play the Madden 11 demo today. Thoughts!

@kariido: If a lower skill level challenges you plenty, why is that not "experiencing it to the fullest"? You should also take the game multiplayer and play with friends, that's a grande olde time.

@JohnfuckingMadden: The star is well deserved.

@Chewblaha: Bravo. Now if only you didn't root for the Bears...

@Antiterra: Oh god yes.

@Balance_In_Life: Stop replying to comments with completely ridiculous and entirely uncalled for insults and being completely off topic in relation to the article. It's not funny and it doesn't help.

6th paragraph: "He also needed to create dances with a strong focus on the right arm, as the Wii remote is helped primarily in the right hand."

@BONERJAM: I'm on the fence at this point. Fuck you, EA. Goddammit. Goddammit.

@battra92: She's not very funny, but honestly, you could do much, much worse in terms of looks.

@Michael Dukakis: MY NAME'S MARK SANCHEZ AND I GET POISE.

@GamerKT: Promoted simply because you're not sure if Fahey owned a pet cat or a pet can...

@AoE: Yeah.

@sansa: Not all of them are active.