That's exactly why I choose to follow Jesus' words on homosexuality being a sin.

I think your response is perfectly respectful, and I appreciate that. However, it's also true, as mentioned above, that the Bible casts eating shellfish and swine into the same category of "sinful behaviors" that it supposedly does with homosexuality. The difference is that it's been long since recognized that those…

How silly of me. I'm sure those children would have bled to death had an insane person punched them each in the face.

If taking guns from law-abiding citizens can't stop criminals from killing each other, we'll have to try something else to address that problem. But taking guns from law-abiding citizens will prevent the criminal record-less, mentally ill, heretofore unseen violent tendency-having people who don't know where to go to…

As a Pitt alum, I just want to take this opportunity to apologize that you had to work the hideous Pitt-UConn game last week. That looked to be horrible in every conceivable way.

"I ain't gay, but I like giving blowjobs."

That is fucking rich.

Minutia like taking 10 minutes to figure out a routine holding penalty and spot the ball?

Ok, I don't know exactly what a lustful cockmonster is... but that picture of Burns up there... I don't know, is all.

That's right, Goodell is all about disincentivizing permanent brain damage. Soon, the players will only aim for the knees while they're playing in the 17th and 18th regular season games Ginger King has had his heart set on.

/eats bullet

I hope you framed that letter and all, but a mistake was not reporting it to the police immediately. Another mistake was not reporting it when his "bosses" didn't. But waking up for roughly 3,600 straight days and deciding that this wasn't going to be the day he went to police, and this wasn't going to be the day he…

Jesus, I get being annoyed at the constant drumbeat of "this sucks, you shouldn't have changed it." And I think they're right. But for you, what's the downside to ignoring it? You won - you're running Gawker, not them. Do what you gotta do, but that's pissy beyond any necessity.

It is beginning to sound like the unprecedented punishment will be mostly monetary.

Maybe I'm giving them too much credit for being able to separate the man from the coach.

"JoePa was never one for being complimented/praised for all of his accomplishments"

Joe Paterno did not know that Jerry Sandusky was a pedophile.

Haven't commented here in ages. Commenting today to say this was fantastic and completely on point.

Sandusky's wife, Dottie, was so insistent that he eventually relented.

This shouldn't even be up for discussion. He should have been in before he got home from that Miami Super Bowl.