@Kid Canada: And with her work history you can bet she'll have some celebratory moves to show off when Maury gives the good news.

That story about writing your friend's number on the stall wall reminds me of a bar at my college. The first time I ever walked in there at age 19 it had "_____ loves cock" written EVERYWHERE. When I turned 21, it has been painted over but was written in ten other places. I went in when I was there for a visit…

He's still living on the Razor's Edge.

@ClueHeywood: And all it took was someone to write "LeBron James is good at basketball" on the side of it.

@ClueHeywood: Now that's good shit... wait, I mean...

31. At the March 30, 2009 meeting, plaintiff was informed that the willful misconduct termination was standard procedure handling for employees who engaged in this kind of behavior. When plaintiff offered her explanation, her supervisor referred her to the "Whitlock clause" of her contract, stating, "If you had been…

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In my head, he performed this at the reception.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: "Probably" would insinuate there's a possibility. Try:

That's a mug shot worthy of its own bling head.

These guys are right on the doorstep of my dream: kicking 200 children as hard as I can.

"Want me to fertilize your seed? Lemme know."

@MattinglysSideburns: I'm throwing boom-boom down a +1 for that.

But all of my go-to Bissinger comments are based on calling him short, ugly, old, and bitter... Well played, you angry bastard.

@THE MENTALIST!: I missed you!

@LarsLindgrensUlrich: Then there's this Mick...

Binoculars, huh?

@FAILBETTE: Come on, I'm generally very well-behaved. At least I bit my tongue on the Anchorman jokes.

Barry, I like you how called this a "Crazy Dog Show Feud," as though there are other kinds.

called my wife Carrie Parma Collier a whore, a slut and a cunt!