Chinese needle snakes, followed by gorillas

I’m a single guy in my 30s and I f***ing hate online dating, but I live in a country with few friends and spend a lot of time working so it’s mostly the only viable option. Maybe it’s an age thing but I’m simultaneously more open and more closed to things than I was in my 20s - like, I’ll stay out of my comfort zone…

UGH I had to discipline an intern today! I feel terrible. He missed a deadline. It’s not the end of the world, but he had plenty of time and he put the assignment off. In terms of his professional development, I felt it was important that he knew that blowing past a deadline is not acceptable.

the only people who say “asp” are people who like crosswords; do you do a lot of crosswords rob

30 Grand for an abused toy is way to much, for that price you can get an old car and modify it to make it yours, and abuse it knowing that you’ve  build something to be abused by you.

Hahahaha. His entire twitter feed is insufferable. I had to stop reading because it was going to ruin my appetite. His pinned tweet is one attacking Kamala Harris. Fuck this guy.

I’m surprised that Fang thinks I’d be dumb enough to communicate with any political source on my work email. That’s Journalism 101. He might need to retake that class; I’ll save him a seat when I teach it next fall.

Excuse my language, but Jilani sounds like a punk ass bitch.

Jason’s public Twitter dragging of Jilani is lit because Jason is VERIFIED. Does anyone else notice this stuff???

Zaid mad.

Trump is kind of a mash-up of the two: Mango Musshitler

I mean, she did say in a debate that Trump was a puppet of Putin. He responded with “No puppet! You’re the puppet!” and so we forgot because we were too busy laughing at how insane he is.

She has scruples, despite their desire for her to not have them.

That you used dumbass words like “Buttercup” is an instant red flag that yup- you’re another Trump supporter.

Yes and we all know that statements like yours are just a pitiful excuse to act like an asshole. This girl’s family has been destroyed over this and not because of him coming here illegally but because we have a racist piece of garbage elected by equally trashy people. That’s why.

ITT People that would rather follow the letter of the law than the spirit.

Seriously if any of you have downloaded ANYTHING illegally, go turn yourself in.

Most illegal immigrants don’t enter it illegally.

All Bernie did was convince a bunch of white people that their needs mattered more than the rest of the country.

I sincerely hope that if and when she gets the nomination, Evans decides to throw everything she can into Abrams’ campaign because that is what you should be doing within the party. I voted for Bernie, but I’m also practical enough to understand the stakes and pushed for Hillary for the general election. I wish her…

So in part they’re not going to vote for a Black woman because they think it will lose them White votes who were no way in hell going to vote Democrat anyway?