But the i3 isn’t “The Future (tm)”!!

There’s a few, yes, as entry-level offerings usually (but the GM ones can be had fully loaded, just 2WD):

[looks down through reading glasses]

The BMW i3 is also RWD, for the record.

The fact that they thought S75 could cannibalize Model 3 sales, shows how overpriced the fully loaded Model 3 is.

About the CarMax thing. I had a change in life circumstances a while back and needed to get a little econo-can because driving a couple of thousand miles a month in a Jeep Wrangler was not an enticing proposition from a fuel consumption or comfort perspective. I did all kinds of searching around for something that…

It is 3/4 of a cube.

...can’t tell is sarcasm or something fishy going on?

$15K won’t go far towards an Odyssey.

I’m gay. I’m not a prude. This is gross.

“We treat our employees well and many of them stick around, if they can handle it.”

No, I’m really not. That’s why turnover isn’t as high in literally every single other industry.

Literally any job with a commission payment structure is cutthroat and catty. And the people that last the longest and are the most successful are the ones who are the most cutthroat and the most catty. That’s the problem with any sales position.

Former car salescritter here, eventually became an F&I guy, sales manager, and GSM. What follows should be considered well-informed opinion...

Selling cars is not for people who love money. I’ve never yet met a car salesman who made more than $250K / year or so. If you really love money you go into investment banking.

I worked for a CJDR dealer for about a year as both a salesman and a lot porter, and yeah, I can confirm that if you love cars, be a lot porter, not a salesman. I got to drive some cool stuff as a lot porter (Alfa 4c’s, Hellcats, Porsches, etc.) It’s not exactly a lucrative position though.

I have a friend who has been doing auto sales for about 6 months now.

Because it sucks.

Translation: It’s for people who love money, not people who love cars.

Old Gawker hated Reddit to the point of teaming up with an escort to extort a Conde Nast exec. New Gawker Gizmodo Media Group hates C.K. to the point of literally fabricating story after story even after they’ve been proven to be wrong each time.

Jez, I love you, but this horse seems confusingly beyond dead. I absolutely believe in believing the victims, but... Kirkman straight up said it’s not him two years ago, and specifically called out Jezebel for spreading these rumors: