I know this sounds ridiculous, but this is not surprising. Not too long ago I happened to notice an aircraft on FlightRadar doing a systematic cruise over the city:

Let’s be clear here. It’s a Martian slave colony. Don’t lump us in with those other freaks.

We’re fucked, I’m literally hearing a conservative journalism professor telling her student that Hillary was full of dirty tricks that worked against Bernie...and that she was the one colluding with America’s enemies during the election.

correction:

I’d be proud as hell of my kid for this.

Is it possible the douche with the mic intentionally called the obvious girl a boy because he wanted to insult a kid wearing a hippie-dippy tie-dye t-shirt?

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

Ironically, that girl’s burn is hot enough to melt steel beams.

I have to ask: not enough cargo space for what? Are you hauling moonshine?

I had one of these in the palm of my hand 5 years ago. But I passed on it because it didn’t have QUITE ENOUGH cargo space.

Many churches have turned Jesus basically into an all powerful money hoarder.

So, the “J” in WWJD stands for Judas now? Hmm, mkay.

Making white people feel uncomfortable is a far worse crime than anything white people have ever done. So remember, if you’re going to protest the things white people continue to do, do it somewhere where white people aren’t affected by it or can’t see it. Also don’t talk about it.

What an amazing open and blatant stance that church just gave: “Are you telling me that you went on national TV and spoke out against racism and hatred? I’m sorry, but we just cannot have that type of thinking or action in the church.”

So I know I’m supposed to “understand” white Christians, because they’re the default and all of society is forced to be familiar with their terminology and views and what they consider normative. But sometimes, I swear, even being white I can’t wrap my head around their thinking and behavior. I grasp their…

IKR? His face is so... punchable.

Can we just deport Kris Kobach instead?

So he’ll be happy when the Native Americans come from the reservation and put him in a crate and dump him in the Atlantic?