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That was an absolutely terrible thing to do.

If the first car you see is a Daewoo, that is a good sign to run away, screaming.

Buy Here Pay Here Lots are a whole crazy animal. I had contracts with some lots for GPS tracking devices. The devices we sold and installed could track the car as well as disable the starter for non-payment and about 60% off all devices installed would get engaged at some point. The Buy Here Pay Here dealers are

So you side with the scammy fuckwad who gets an elderly woman to sign a contract that is not favorable to her, and that she clearly doesn’t understand. I like you. You are terrific.

The “this is America, she should learn English” is invalid because of legal reasons. Technically, nowhere in the Constitution does it declare English as the official language of the United States. Most people don’t know this, and they just assumed this is true, because English has been the popular language.

This already happens a lot. Carmakers get engines from big joint ventures or from existing, specialist engine manufacturers. It’s just less visible to the public because they focus on the brand that is carefully honed by the carmaker.

Gizmodo shills for Apple so I suppose you could see this as counterpoint.

I like this suggestion; this is Jalopnik, though, so I’ll counter with the SHO in wagon form.

Based on the headline:

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.

Hmm . . . I dunno. Great car for sure, but carries a certain owner stereotype in my neck of the woods:

In receding chronological order:

They all have the 3.6. They are like the avenger of crossovers. You want a crossover but have bad credit with a bunch of children? Buy a journey. You don't choose a journey, the journey chooses you

That’s nothing. Did you know Mazda is still “introducing the new 2014 Mazda3” on their website? The landing page no less! They also advertise the previous Mazda3 all over the place, today!

I lived in those dark days and they had these things called pay phones. You put some coins in the thing, and paid the phone for the call. Now 911 calls were always free, and if you were nice the police would bring you a new onion for your belt.

Top 10 things Ferdinand “Machiavelli” Piech did to oust Winterkorn:

Wolfgang Porsche

Maybe they’ll teach you not to use a word like babygay