Why isn't Tavarish driving one of these, or telling us to buy one instead of a 6-year old Hyundai Elantra? I demand answers!

yeah like this '06 with less miles for $24,990k BIN

I'M YELLING BECAUSE I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT AVOIDING ANAL PROBING FROM ALIENS. WHY DO YOU THINK HE NEVER WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT. AND I CARE ABOUT MY IMAGINARY LEFT TESTICLE.

Aston Martin Bulldog

More options than a white kid growing up in Connecticut.

Blown Head Gasket. It's What Makes A Subaru A Subaru.

I have the Evora with the paddles mated to the torque converter. It's obviously not as quick as a PDK but it shifts quickly and violently. It's way lighter than a dual-clutch setup, simpler, cheaper, and suits the car very well.

$9900. Motherfuckin' thread/ And, yes, it's a classic.

This is not a new problem for honda

Large 2 door SUVs.

Please explain to me why one would want such a model. I can understand not wanting an infotainment system, a sun/moonroof, or other items that add unnecessary complexity but power windows/locks/mirrors!? Those things should be standard for every new car.

On this day, a suicide bomber drives a truck filled with 2,000 pounds of explosives into a U.S. Marine Corps barracks at the Beirut International Airport. The explosion killed 220 Marines, 18 sailors and three soldiers. A few minutes after that bomb went off, a second bomber drove into the basement of the nearby…

...Unless of course, you throw a turbo Subie mill back there, or maybe something by Porsche.

I'm trying to work with ryguy85's post here...it's gonna be an uphill battle to make this funny. How about this:

I'm going to buy it, put a Tribeca engine in it, leave the exterior 100% the rusty, faded way it is and then to this on the inside.

Cobalt SS

260 hp, no-lift shift, launch control, 0-60 in 5.5 sec, decent handling (per C&D)

MSRP - $22k (then apply the numerous GM discounts of that era to ensure you paid less than $20k)

Plus, you could push 'em to 290 hp without voiding the warranty thanks to a factory Stage 1 kit.

Coming from a Saab 9000, I expected the 9-5 to be more of the same. Instead, what I experienced was a car that was, by comparison, cramped and muted, with a smaller greenhouse and numb controls. Very disappointing, but then again, GM killed Saab, amirite?

I was the one who wrote the about section; For us and the bridal party. After ten minutes I started making things up and ended up having fun with it. I referenced Bigfoot and superman and all kinds of stuff. my friends all liked it. She got a bit pissed.

A moving truck to a new residence closer to his office.

This is a clown car, which can only mean that the trunk is filled with children. Delicious children tenderizing in their own fear-sweat.