You're forgetting that outside Jalopnik literally nobody gives a shit.
Even inside Jalopnik, there are a sizeable number of people that don't give a shit.

Mostly because it doesn't fucking matter.
People throw around "rear-biased AWD" like it's some sort of powertrain Jesus but maybe 1% of those people have actually…

Did you forget, it is standard circle jerk procedure to hate on anything that isn't RWD.

Because that alone determines the success and market value of a brand.

So, the most expensive cars rated the highest? I'm shocked.

Based on what I'm seeing here, "Value" needs to be weighted a bit higher. Or maybe I'm just sour-grapes-ing the fact that I'll never be able to afford anything on this list outside of the two GMs (and those only after they depreciate a bit).

I'm invoking the "Unpopular" opinion meme. But, if you want people to buy more fuel-efficient cars, you raise the price of gas through taxation.

I respect Prius for doing its job well and not sucking like people love to claim. But your point is awesomely well put.

- Manual Fanatics, and their faux-postering

Peugeot 308. It might play a pivotal role in the future of PSA Peugeot/Citroën; will they survive this recession? If it flops PSA might be doomed.

I imagine both will spend a lot of time in the driveway, not running. Therefore, the Alfa looks better and nobody buys an ugly lawn ornament.

I'll probably get flamed for this, but i've grown to greatly respect GM's old 3800 V6. My dad had an old Bonneville, and that thing ran like a champ. Decently powerful, loads of torque, and it was unbelievably reliable. (The same can't be said about many other parts of that car… the fuel pump in particular.) And…

The God damn panther.

Let's look at the compact cars that made the top 20 list for October: http://wap.wsj.com/mdc/public/pag…

Well stated. This does nothing but open the gates up for more buyers. If they offered the Legacy GT in an automatic, it'd probably still be around.

I like it.

Lancer ES. All the crappy interior and lack of refinement of an EVO with none of the performance.

I'm sorry. I originally posted a photo of a guy driving a Power Wheel. It was tongue-in-cheek. But these have to be the most boring things, right? Just don't try to imagine what's going on inside the van.

I'm in the process of losing my racist grandma, who recently had a stroke. She is god-awful in so many other ways, aside from her racism, that I don't even know how to feel about it. My mom had to clean out the old woman's house last week, and she is giving me all of Grandmamma's vintage costume jewelry (the woman…

I wonder if you knew that women can consent to be slapped and choked because they think it's kinky and hot?

You also skipped the part in your description where you obviously cared enough to come write a comment calling Deen a douche. There's nothing wrong with caring, but writing a comment about how much you didn't…

Pontiac made crap.