"That doesn’t even look white. Is that white? I guess it is. Is that their version of white smoke? I guess it is. It looks kinda dark to me but I guess that’s their version of white smoke."

Is it just me or are the Gawker family posts really stupid this week?

What could go wrong?

Somebody puts velcro behind my head — it comes off immediately.

This guy is a complete fraud

Nice Mike Francesa impersonation!

By my math that's 500 or so cream puffs a day, at what, $1 or $1.50 each.

Can I just say that ... Zosia has a great ass!

So wait, he threatened to break someone's legs? The guy without legs?

Holy shit! I need!

He perked up when he saw the red camera light

Ne-what?

He is unable to not repeat himself over and over again

Even a little bit on the white tire!

Darwin Award winner for 2013!

"young black man's"

A great existential work on how orthodontics affects a young black's ability to properly use a cell phone camera.

God reference = fail

This is not robbery, it's larceny.

Total BS