Can I just say that ... Zosia has a great ass!

So wait, he threatened to break someone's legs? The guy without legs?

He perked up when he saw the red camera light

He is unable to not repeat himself over and over again

Even a little bit on the white tire!

Darwin Award winner for 2013!

"young black man's"

A great existential work on how orthodontics affects a young black's ability to properly use a cell phone camera.

God reference = fail

This is not robbery, it's larceny.

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I like the skinny guy in the white hats waving his limp wrists, challenging him to come over! What's he gonna do?

That's good!

Sorry, but these are all just common sense things. Really, don't be a jerk if I want preferential treatment? Brilliant!

Sure that's not her huge ass?

This is what you get for dealing with a massive fraudster!

Some things are unforeseeable!

Better I think.

Haha, I seriously laughed out loud at this! Thanks!

Why won't you take James Randi's $1 million paranormal challenge?