I wonder if it tastes a bit nutty?

Your first mistake was getting a plasma screen but that's just an opinion based on fact.

Jesus, those wide panning shots are terrifying. Felt that in my balls.

Native Cincinnatian and current resident here. What we are living with is, without a doubt, light-years better than what we had in the 1990s - a record of ineptitude that stands with any sports team in history.

It is frustrating. I do miss the Kelly-Marino years of my youth.

A vegan, an atheist, a straight-edger, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.

I know because they told me.

Yeah but AngelsAndAirwaves doesn't have any numbers in it and +44 is too short :(

Stop eating things that come in a box and you'll be fine.

I don't know how to say this... Kim Bassinger? Kim Baseinger?

I just know her as girl from Grandma's Boy

Ladies and Gentlemam if this isn't proof that we have all been dumbed down to sheep then I don't no what is. The powerful grip the cabal has on shaping and influencing our worries and interests via media when there are more important issues at hand. Like come on Fucking Flappy Bird for Christ Sakes.

Only one explanation.

Watch it with those LED bulbs - those models are NOT dimmable, if you're into that sort of thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

that dude should not have kids. Kids require attention, I have two and I know what I am talking about. If you don't play with them, they will ruin your life. You want kids? You need lot's of time for them and friggin huge amounts of patience.

First thing I thought of.

I feel fairly certain that everyone in this thread that is saying you shouldn't lie to your kids doesn't have any.