@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: I know....right?

@JM23: You can live with EDGE? Ugh. Have you ever had a 3G smartphone?

@UnMicD: And a triple-19, triple-18, and triple-17 is also worth slightly more than a bullseye.

@ffejie: I use the car analogy all the time when doing break/fix jobs. People always ask why it broke or what they did to break it.

I put bacon on my bacon! #remedies

Netscape was awesome back in the day. It was the only thing I used until it became Communicator. :-/