At 50 seconds in, I thought I’d seen this truck laping the ring, I was wrong, close but wrong.

Here’s hoping he names one of the cars Jalopnik. A brown, Volvo diesel, manual Miata wagon with the firepower of an A-10 Warthog and named the Jalopnik.

“Speed is the most important thing: Pretend that Dennis Hopper has put a bomb on your motorcycle. If you let up on the accelerator, it’ll blow up.”

People will still want these in a few years. There’s a ton of 2.2 5 speed s10s out there.

ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

You have to have stickers to not want "more" stickers.

Where can we get such stickers?

I cringe so hard every time I see ads for that movie. It reeks so much of “out-of-touch Hollywood execs want a movie about ‘what the kids are saying these days’” that I can’t fucking stand it. I cannot even, to quote the probable title of the next big horror hit.

Don’t worry, they’ll be back in another 985 years.

Another secret is that you can actually hide games in your steam library.