Pictured: The spokesman in question:

Waffles now sound metal af

I disagree. As children we’re all taught there are consequences for our behavior, but the richer you get, the less that is the case. You can act however you want and face almost no consequences.

You were half right.

I have to admit, all of your science doesn’t seem as fun as pretending I’m eating yoga mats, and it’s definitely not as funny [to me] to say out loud.

Or we could not punish people for acts that cause no harm whatsoever.

Just grow up child.  Enough of the bitching about missing Pokemon. 

....or they can just leave their very good game as it is because THERE’S ALREADY TOO MANY DAMN POKEMON!!!!

Don’t worry, as long as they keep getting assholes like you turning up to post jibes about the job security of actual people, they’ll have the traffic to keep going.

It’s getting harder these days for older game developers to stay relevant but it’s good to see the folks at Psygnosis still getting work.

Keef has my favorite take on the subject:

The system cost $40 million to develop and was deployed aboard the floating base USS Ponce in 2014. Although fully operational and combat-ready, LaWS wasn’t fired in combat.

Yeah but whats the heat sink usage like? the problem with PPC is ther recharge time without proper heat management. Could carry a ton of LRMs for that kind of payload.

Wait, if you have enough energy to melt through a significant amount of steel plate, you can shield against it with a wet rag?

You apathy and cynicism is inspiring.  You’re so cool and rad.  

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

That is super fucking cool that Tim is getting to do that! He really seems to love the nuances of translation, so I’m really stoked that he got this opportunity!

This entire review reads like something submitted by a user, instead of an actual staff member, and I can’t quite put my finger on why.

goddamn i love how much of a good sport sonicfox is. 

I haven’t played the game yet, but damn if it doesn’t resonate. One of my greatest struggles is feeling “good enough” for anyone or anything. People tell me I apologize too much. But I spent my youth and too damn long later in an abusive marriage being told regularly what a failure I was and that I wouldn’t be good…