If you text and drive, Fuck you.

If people feel safer in their cars, they take more risks.

*cough* Bullshit *cough*

Clinton Campaign “We want to have a debate in New Hampshire, where it could only harm you, but we don’t want to have a debate in New York where it could harm me.”

it’s been 13 years?!

i play

$75,000? So they just grabbed a couple of From The Vault sets and bolted, then?

A barge the size of a lasagna.

To me, Ruby shooting him the next day is about the only compelling evidence that suggests a conspiracy.

They hired Kubrick to stage the moon landing, but he was so detail oriented he demanded they film on location.

There is no part of me that believes in the moon landing conspiracy(ies), but it would be kind of funny if the USSR and US were both bullshitting re: space programs and neither one wanted to call out the other for fear of being exposed to everyone else. Claims slowly escalated.

Generally I believe incompetence over conspiracy

JFK shot himself to frame Oswald.

This is where I come down on it. Am I absolutely convinced that Oswald acted alone? No, of course not. But it is still more plausible than any of the individual conspiracy theories that have been advanced.

I am totally on board, and I also think George H.W. Bush was involved, as a young CIA agent at the time.

That Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is a false flag designed to allow Hillary to coast into the White House.

Let’s see...here is my top one:

Tony Romo is an elite quarterback.

Fuck cancer