You should go directly to hell

Lemon should go directly in the trash

And this goes to show you that Kotaku can’t just let people have their fun. Someone tries to make something doable that was impossible before and it’s automatically cheating -_-

If anyone ever feels the need to give Peter Molyneux money for a game title in the future, please consider some of these alternatives:

Can I just inanely say that this is a very clever panel?

“When a popular online game is shutdown, one boy refuses to log off—and then finds himself transformed into a powerful skeleton wizard as the game world becomes real.”

Yeah but that was awful. And i dont really remember and im too lazy to find out but, hideo kojima didnt directed the game if i recall.

That’s kinda... morally wrong. This guy sounds like he’s kind of a jerk. Seriously, who just does that? In any industry?

This article didn’t turn out to be nearly as dark as my initial thoughts lead me to believe.

The more I hear about the game the more it sounds like they’ve bitten off more than they can chew. I can understand why there seems to be small murmurings from some believing it to be an elaborate scam.

Gee, it’s almost like religion is a huge and multifaceted system that means different things to different people.

oh fuck off.

What’s next, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO MARRY DOGS?

No, you’re beautiful.

Do you really think nuking another country will ever be the right answer? It won’t. And if a middle eastern country wants to develop nukes and conventional weapons + long-range deterrents aren’t able to deter them, tactical nukes in theater aren’t.

Except “shut up, I’m rich,” is one of the laziest, most obnoxious comebacks on the planet. I cringed for Reggie when he lost his cool so much that he resorted to saying that. Think he got smashed in Smash AND in trash talking. He was seething.

Would you have trusted his opinion if he had only played 20?

I really hate it when self righteous internet warriors start abuse campaigns against the parents of dead children. When you’ve lost a child, you can talk. Otherwise, “there but for the grace of god...” and STFU.

Do you think that people who are overweight are tax exempt? MY tax dollars support all sorts of things I don't like or agree with - welcome to society. Your tax dollars are not any more superior than anyone else's.