I seem to be incapable of opening my computer’s case without cutting myself on something before the repair or upgrade is complete. It happens every time. I really, really thought I was going to make it when I did some maintenance recently, but as I went to screw in a PCI slot shield, I gouged my hand with the…

OH MY GOD THE NEW ACE OF DIAMOND IS OUT AND AIRING!? HOW DID I MISS THIS!? I’M SO EXCITED I MAY LITERALLY DIE!

It’s great to want to get in shape, but you may want to alter the program slightly, as it’s not exactly the best regimen. At the very least, you should try to add some exercises to strengthen your back, without which this program could lead to injury.

Here’s a reply to EA’s response from a software developer: Bullshit. It’s that kind of mealy-mouthed justification that ensures none of the problems at development houses never change. As a developer, articles like this would have me giddy with happiness, because concerns that are so easily dismissed by a disconnected…

Impossible as it sounds, I have people knock on my door every week and I somehow manage to send them away without shooting any of them.

It has been my experience that, if Japanese people can tell you are making a sincere effort to fit in and exhibit proper manners, that counts for a lot. They aren't so unreasonable as to expect perfection from a foreigner, but if they can tell you are trying, it will be noticed and appreciated.

People with car insurance also get into crashes, but that’s kind of why you wanted the insurance in the first place. Unions are the same.

The book is a “sort of biography” of the Civil War general who is revered for getting his army’s ass kicked in the War to Save Slavery.

The solution to these problems isn’t to dismantle the system. As with many things in America, the solution is to make the system more diverse. If you want more palatable justice for minorities, then we need more minorities in justice.

　頑張って　アシュクラフトくん！

Those are honestly damned good numbers.

I have a handgun I keep in my house. I live alone. Its sole purpose is to be picked up just before I do my best to escape the house by the quickest possible means. An implement of last resort.

Who gives a shit what anyone thinks? What matters is what people do.

Time, in my case.

Oh thank God. Thank you.

No no, I mean, is it possible to use the Japanese voices from the remake in the American release? I assume they’re not using an English audio track in Japan for this release.

Is it possible to use the Japanese audio?

Ohh, I thought that might be it. We went there for the Gion Matsuri the year before last. I miss Japan. :)

Ah, I misunderstood the point of your comment. I guess I focused too much on “he’s not a billionaire.”

To be fair, even I could afford that dinner, and I’ve never been on the cover of Forbes.