Holy crap, he ate 20 eggs? I read a news story about a guy who did that onstage and suffered an immediate and debilitating stroke, which left him paralyzed.

Describe it how you like, and say what you will about their motives, this is still a good thing for the person who is testifying. Testifying before 11 people about anything where you are the center of attention is terrifying. While it’s true that this will avoid bad optics for the Republicans, this will also create a…

Maybe he just... has a different opinion about art than yours?

“Notice me, Senpai...”

Look, I was going to get pissed because it’s sad when someone dies like this, because so many people don’t understand the fragility of life. And in fact, if you’d only made your first comment, I would have. But... damn, that is a really good joke.

The thing is, these 325lb linemen aren’t the lumbering mountains you probably think they are. Linemen in football are still very fast. If you really want to raise your eyebrows, look at the difference in 40 yard dash times between the fastest receiver in the NFL and the slowest lineman. It’s not a huge difference at…

Bless you. You understand. Any coach who cannot train an athlete safely while still being effective should not be a coach. A coach, a corner-man, a trainer... their first responsibility is to their athletes’ safety. Or rather... it should be.

So, you don’t care what happens to him because he’s richer than you. Good attitude. I agree, fuck everyone who makes more money than me! Being well-paid means he shouldn’t complain about something so unimportant as a career-affecting injury.

With a little manpower and a yearbook, it’s actually surprisingly easy in this day and age. Just sayin’.

Hey now. Rapey McRaperson is a good man, I’ve known him for years.

If you have a slow cooker, did you know that the instant pot can make most slow cooker recipes in about 1/10th the normal amount of time? As an example, a slow cooker curry I like to make took 25 minutes instead of 6 hours.

Given that the instant pot can cook slow-cooker recipes that normally take 6-8 hours in 25-40 minutes, no thanks, I think I’ll keep using it. 

The best advice I can give is that you must consider things carefully, individually, and on their own merits. Saying things like’socialism bad, capitalism good’ is just a way to get out of thinking critically. Socialist policies can be bad or they can be good. Capitalism has done some wonderful things for America, and…

This comment indicates that you don’t understand either socialism or communism. Or you do understand, but you don’t actually care whether they’re different or not.

Uh, believe me, I live here, I know all about the Texas Board of Education. I think your conjecture is a reasonable one, but it’s still just a conjecture.

In the interests of fairness, I’m not sure if we can really say that was bad or not unless we saw the other candidates on the chopping block, and who stayed in and why.

Rumor has it that Trump’s aides were not in favor of his nominating Kavanaugh. They probably could’ve found several more candidates if they could convince the President to go for it.

The thing that is most ridiculous to me about this is that forgetting the unimportant details of something is somehow equated to being uncertain about the whole thing. Forgetting the unimportant details of traumatic incidents not only unworthy of comment, it’s normal.

All right, you’ve convinced me. I’ll do it for your vaginas.

That sounds really nice. Not the part about the orange tips, the part about being able to assume that guns you see aren’t real...