Don't worry. I started the "smart assing" back when I first commented on your use of "Canadiens".

You are correct, however since you were typing in English, saying "Canadiens" does refer to the hockey team ;)

*Canadians

He didn't so much "take down" the Skyline as much as he passed him under yellow. That's a 2 position penalty where I come from.

Ever try entering those codes into the game Hexen?

Not in my neighbourhood ;)

Driven. You had to push the truck, from the roof as well. And barefoot!

Are you sure it was your kid? Maybe you should get Paternity tests from 12 men first?

2nd gear:

Jesus. Obama and Bush melded together make a really scary picture

This story actually had a TLC or Discovery channel TV special about it with the dramatic recreation of events and interviews with the pilots. It was pretty crazy.

Well played :)

Yep. that's the plane from Tom Cruise's War of the Worlds. It's the one that lands on their house.

I read that last one too quick and I thought you said "go out in a blaze of glory having an orgy with pirates". I was pretty confused for a sec, but still thought it was a pretty epic goal.

Don't you mean "Numerous Albeit Similar Cars Around a Ring"?

My engine wasn't balanced properly, or at least, that's what I think the problem was. In gear it would shake a little. In neutral, it would shake a lot. When I bought the car, all 3 mounts were worn out. I replaced all 3 and they hardly made a difference. As far as I could tell, the engine had been shaking its…

I know the feeling. In the 2 years that I drove mine:

I'm with you there. I understand that it's amazingly fast and apparently well built and all that good stuff, but for some reason I have absolutely no desire to own one of these. Drive one once? Sure, but that's about it.

There's a guy here at work that wears cargo capris. People keep trying to tell me that they're acceptable because they're "Shants", but I keep telling them them that the pants are capris and that no male should ever wear them.

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