What the hell is that? Why are the Nascars turning right? Is this the pit exit?

Exactly

The police should have given the guy in the dark blue car a ticket...for having a headlight out.

The "iBook" then? I'm sure Apple already has a patent/trademark on that name...

"Because old car"

I believe it's the equivalent of making yourself a eunuch

Someone has to break into the computer control room and start pulling boards out to the ever slowing sound of "Daisy"

For some reason I read that in the voice of the Old Spice guy. It was awesome.

How the hell do you get 23mpg out of your Expedition? I get about 23-26 out of my 2.5L Ford Ranger short cab 2x4!

Because Race Car?

Mmmmm. Katracil White. Can't live without that stuff!

Don't know. Never played it. I gave up on MK when they launched Double Dash. I can't stand that game.

There is no Murcielago. This thing replaces it

Setting 'ring times

Wait. How can you call it the B-Max when you removed the B-pillars. Shouldn't this be called the "B-Minus"?

Always did love that saying

Or a "tombstone" like they had on the mustang in Jason Statham's Death Race

I do love a nice pair of Tatas... Or were you talking about the car?

McDonalds Glory Hole?