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then you’d be bitching about not being able to watch them all.

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

Store accuses you of stealing and you still buy shit there? Fuuuck that.

I look forward to the takes tomorrow.

You shouldn’t storm the court at home as the #4 against an unranked opponent you are expected to beat.

Typical left-wing Gawker blog. We can’t just call it Christmas color blindness anymore, guys??

sidebar: part of the reason St. Louis is so incredibly fucked in general is that the St. Louis suburbs have more in common with medieval italian city-states than they do with, y’know. a city. the Ferguson police department has absolutely no connections to the St. Louis police department has absolutely no connections

· The influx of drugs into inner cities, starting with heroin in the late 60s and early 70s and cocaine in the 80s (an influx which, if you believe certain portions of the .DOJ and CIA inspector General’s reports in the wake of Iran Contra and the Dark Alliance SJMN series, may have been unwittingly facillitated in

“Rashad, don’t score. I’ve got the Cowboys D in my FanDuel league, and I could win $500 here.”

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

He lost the earring in the fight after failing to take two steps and make a football move with it

If people close to you get mad at you for accurately describing what happened, something is probably fucked.

FBI, ORGANIZED CRIME UNIT: Alright Gatling, spill the beans. Who’re you working with?

He’s been getting away with this for a while, but it looks like he’s finally under the gun.

Typical role player trying to take all the credit.

Sure, laugh now. We’ll see who’s grinning when Warner’s Nigerian prince wire transfer drops.

roomtemperature: [drives to hospital]

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

Cool, I really hope this spurs a conversation on talk radio amongst old white guys on whether or not young African Americans should “be allowed” to use the N word. This is the most pressing concern regarding race relations in this country and it needs to be discussed.