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I take it Roseanne ruined it for everybody.

We can’t even celebrate an NHL milestone without the bombardment of daily fantasy ads in our lives.

And yet he decides to shop there and give them his money anyway so they can continue to harass people without repercussion.

Next thing you know, Goodell is going to be exposed as a coward again when he decides to “indefinitely suspend” Hardy after the revelation of these pictures. This should not have changed anything we already knew about Hardy (that he’s a violent, despicable human being), but I’m afraid it will. It shouldn’t take an…

Thankfully for city and state officials, there’s already a fundraising group dedicated to closing that revenue gap — the Ferguson Police Department.

What’s the big deal? Rodgers knows he needs to give himself some credit from time to time.

Why is it that Packers fans like to shout “KUUUUUUHN!” when they’re at the goal line? Come on, guys, he has a name, and it’s Eddie Lacy! If you’re going to show your racism, at least be a little more subtle about it!

And with that, John Smoltz will be throwing his next ceremonial first pitch to the Braves’ mascot.

At first glance I thought that read Michael Jordan. I mean, I knew MJ had a killer instinct, but suicidal? Nah.

“MANTOMAN?”

ok why is @SyfyTV showing soccer? i dont want soccer i want sci fi. Whose responsible this?!

We all know LeBron would have been on his deathbed if he caught the mumps!

ITT: people assuming that Penn State alums/fans can't be outraged at the NCAA *and* feel sympathy for the victims of Sandusky's crimes at the same time.

The problem I have with that definition is that it assumes that it's not possible to do all of the above and still have respect for the positive aspects of your family, culture and understanding of your history without being ashamed of your heritage and hating yourself.

Yep. Not to mention, there's this nugget from before Durant was drafted...

But Gregory Campbell FINISHED HIS SHIFT after breaking his leg! What a wimp that George guy is!

Baseball players have to be the most sensitive and hypocritical people on the planet.

Lost in her on-camera meltdown was her failure to acknowledge the existence of Michael Sam. Nothing to worry about, though, since Jeff Fisher won't either come September.

Only if you like paying the same price of a Chipotle burrito for half the size. Though they do make up for it with the free chips and salsa.