He'll be disappointed when he learns that New York might get rid of its stop-and-frisk policy.

And if you look closer at the background behind them, you can see Snooki hiding in the logo.

+1ing this only for the last paragraph. Women always seem to love the long-haired chiseled wrecking ball on the team (just like how many female Steelers fans have Polamalu jerseys). Even my ex-girlfriend (who is a Redskins fan) would always ask me, "where's that Clay guy?" when we were watching the games.

He'll be allowed back in the game after he charges the plate from plunking BJ Upton.

People seem to forget two common-sense aspects about this:

And now, Wright Thompson has found the subject of his next piece: "The Trouble with Bryce Harper."

Haven't you heard? 20-year-olds are now immune from people criticizing them when they act like jackasses!

"I need to teach Melky how to properly handle a ball before tossing it aside!"

When in doubt, play the "media is out to get me!" card!