If only I could keep a bottle of liquor for a month. I go through those things the day I buy them. I know, I have a problem..

What an idiot. After the first 44 minute call I would have broken my phone in half. I also wouldn't go out and commit grand theft auto. But that's just me, to each his own.

Look like I need to rub one out, go get super wasted and hook up with some girl from the bar. If I were to do that every night, I would be in the best shape ever!

I'd be wanting a bigger allowance than that. I mean, come on Navy you just destroyed their home!

I'm not wrapped up in Android at all. If you look at my original Gawker name it's iFischer. I'm writing this on a Macbook Pro and my iPhone 4s is sitting right next to me. I also have a gaming PC that I built and an Android Tablet. I'm not wrapped up in anything. I know what devices are best for certain tasks. In my…

3.2 only changed minor things so that they worked on the iPad. It wasn't any different or any more useful for tablets. But I'm done talking about this, because there is obviously no reasoning with you. You are too wrapped up in Apple to see the other side of it.

I was waiting for someone to do Bieber. The best part is that it predicts he is a female.

No thanks, I'll just keep the free 20GB I get from Dropbox.

I was just at the gas station and the guy in front of me bought 47 tickets. After that, I didn't see the point in buying one.

My device has been Liquipelled; can I take it swimming or surfing?

Okay, listen to whatever you want. But, Honeycomb was never meant for a phone, it was only developed for tablets. My tablet runs ICS now, but when I originally bought it, it had Honeycomb.

That's crazy. I sneezed this morning with my head turned weird and my neck is still in pain. Guess it could have been worse.

And by tablet OS you mean the same one they use for the iPhone which isn't a tablet OS at all?

How about an OS that is made for tablets.. Then and only then would I consider an iPad. My Android tablet is so much more useful than an iPad. But obviously the iPad is faster, prettier, and over all a better tablet. I just can't make my self spend that much money on an iPad that uses the same OS as my iPhone.

I know it was in the form of meth. I would be fine with the meth.

If I was the owner of that iPad, I would feel entitled to a portion of that 35 million.

I enjoy coffee from my Keurig. Also, if you're worried about the environment get the reusable filter.

If you can afford to climb Mt. Everest, I'm sure you wouldn't need the money back. And since when is a car an investment?

I hope this is sarcasm; but, either way it made me laugh.

Agreed. Having a Porsche would be cool, I guess. But climbing Mt. Everest would be a life changing experience.