@Settings: In the bio section "More than meets the i. As you should expect from a parody account."

"I like big bezels and I cannot lie"

@derilium: Yeah, that's what google is for my friend. No need to buy an app that you would only use once.

@paravorheim: What app would you buy for $5 or less that you would only open one time? I have never downloaded an app, that I paid for, and only opened it/used it once. If I buy something I'm going to use it.

"GMS GPRS/EDGE 850, 900,1800, 1900

@RaindropBebop: Amen, couldn't have said it any better.

@SuddenImpact: Same here.

@jglavin: Actually they didn't give it to everyone. They gave it to everyone that purchased the phone in the first 6 months (I believe. May have been less or more)

@Dawgvet06: It's never as good. One of the best things about that movie is how many times they said the F word.

@Subarufu: I've taken my ZX-10r out twice in an attempt to top it out. Both times on the same mile stretch of smooth road with no traffic. I got close once but could never go all the way. I have no idea what it tops out at, I know the limiter is gone and it has about 10 more hp than stock but those speeds are way too…

@Dawgvet06: Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!?

I live in a small town of about 30,000 and a guy that lives here has an Enzo. I've seen it twice. He also has/had a Bugatti (the one that crashed into the lake). I was pretty surprised when I saw the Enzo, I knew he had the Bugatti.. But I mean come on? A bugatti and an Enzo?!

@RestingDatsyuk: The back of my phone is scratched horribly. I have never put it in the same pocket as keys or anything else. It always has it's 'own' pocket. Yet somehow it is still scratched beyond belief. So every picture I take a blurry mess.

@digihead: No, I definitely know how to take picture. I have been in the DSLR world for a while now. My camera on my iPhone sucks because the back of my phone gets scratched super easy. Including where the camera is. So now the camera is super blurry.

If only my iPhone 4 camera wasn't total shit..

@Ducttape-Guru: They already did, it's called a gold star :)

@OMG! Toast! a.k.a. M3 Tenacious Trigga: Also those spots on the mirror, fenders and there is one on the hood too, are just from my iPhone. He has an invisible shield on the front of the car and on the mirrors and somehow my phone picked it up and made it look like shit. But it doesn't look like that in person.

Is he presenting this to Seth Rogen?

I got to drive a GT3 tonight. Most epic thing ever! Here is a pic of my Uncle's "new" GT3 he just got.

@Paradise: #hearted