Yesterday, he swung by the SportsCenter set to tell us that he hates being injured "to the max,"

Nestled below some strong ribs in Georgia and the Carolinas, the Jacksonville Jaguars retained their title as "America's Spleen."

I haven't seen this many cubs since Up With People performed at the Super Bowl.

I haven't seen this much beard at a Super Bowl since Brett Keisel.

Funny comments aside now, this is a story all about how, a report gets tipped, turned upside down.

and there it is...

Meanwhile, Russell Stover only melts down in your mouth. Not in your hand.

The Brady Law Award: Jovan Belcher

No one can do an interview like Johnny Carlton used to do it.

Amazing? +1

Good god +1

So is Gamboa getting some sort of royalty on the headline No Such Dame that deadspin now has on its front page?

+1 My god, you guys are killing it when it counts

+1 I just want to be like everyone else. Plus that was gold.

+1

I can't tell if Chad's pixelated Johnson is a girthy Ocho or a puny Cinco.

::knowing nod:: +1

"Glove, that is it."

"That Tim Wakefield, man, slaughtered us."

Rumblin', Bumblin', Stumblin', Humblin'... Another sad +1